TheBeerRun Tucson Nightlife

Being sober at a bar is the most boring thing in the world unless you've ever played the Sims . I feel like i'm watching The Sims in real life. You start noticing how guys hit on chicks, how chicks flirt, who is gonna get ass and who isn't. It's insane, The SIMS and real life are so closely tied. Especially at a bar, it's the funniest shit in the world. I can't not be at a bar sober and think of the Sims now. I feel like I have a green dimond thing floating above my head even cuz im at the bar so i must be a Sim too.  I can even see peoples happiness meters and what theyre thinking about etc fjkdlasfjakld;fj  Whatever, if you're reading this, you'll start noticing it. I bet I could determine what will work and what won't work just by playing the Sims and setting up situations in the game to get the outcome in real life, forget Mystery and his gay ass pickup artist scam, just play the Sims and learn from them.

and yes I'm sober right now, thats why I'm miserable.